Skippys Laws

Laws of the Evil Twin.

  1. Sex partners are like houses. When selecting one, keep in mind that you may very well be stuck with it for the rest of your life.
  2. A parent who is your best friend is neither.
  3. When you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.
  4. Fall down seven times, get up eight
  5. You don't feel hungry after seeing starving kids on TV. You don't feel poor after you've done Thanksgiving in Apellacia. You don't feel crazy after 7 hours in the waiting room of a mental hospita

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